Dico, Dico, Dico

Douchebags like this girlishly shrieking poster-boy for the mute function are pretty much why I seldom bother with ingame voicechat.

Old, but I laugh my ass off everytime i listen to it.

Also there’s this one.

I can has eyeliner?

Behold, the power of Copenhagen

but I’m fairly certain this qualifies as a Darwin Award.

Sad, yes, but inevitable.

I Can’t Imagine Why Anybody Would Want To Stop Crying

/The Onion can still get a belly laugh out of me once in a while

Guess what this smug looking cunt’s story is?
New York City Woman Sued for Smoking by Neighbors in Her Building
All I gotta say to everyone is read the article, and note the location of the apartments, the general scale of the building, the fact that the victim of this legal harrasment and bullying has done nothing but bend over backwards to apease these self righteous fucks, among other details before even thinking of jumping to the defense of this sleazey sack of shit (and his wife as it turns out - they’re a team).
I mean shit - they live in fucking Manhattan - if they want to pull this “danger to the child” horseshit, fine lets do it - then using their same logic, file child endangerment charges on the fuckers for choosing to live amongst all the car & bus exhaust and other horseshit that’s generally a part of life in the big city.

This whole thing is reminiscent of that cocksucker of a judge in D.C. who pretty much tried to rape that dry cleaners over a pair of million dollar pants a while back.

*As a side note, I couldn’t help but notice that even this fucker’s law firm’s domain name is evocative of the term “ambulance chaser” (lieffcabraser/ambulance chaser)
Now ambulance chasing doesn’t have much if anything to do with the story but i thought it was worth noting.

evidently, It is not. (at least in mexico)

If I EVER meet the cocksucker who came up with those annoying bullshit 40 question “agree” disagree” fucking questionars I’m gonna kick the fucker in the crotch so hard he’ll have ears on his ass cheeks.

/helping wife fill out job apps. long story.